Deary me.
I was going home from the city and head towards the station. I notice that since it is still early during the day, the majority of the escalators are riding up. However, my destination is down so I look around for any path heading down. There in front of me, a couple of people start walking downstairs. Good idea, I'll just walk downstairs as well then.
And so, little miss intrigued starts heading down the stairs. As she descends, an old man behind her calls out.
'Lady!'
She takes no notice of it, for there are many ladies around the city. Especially so early in the morning and so she takes another step downwards.
'LADY!'
She turns to see what the commotion is about and the old man smiles kindly at her.
What does the old man say to me?
'You're heading down the men's toilets, miss.'
Sure enough, right above me is the universal sign of a male and a toilet beside him. Accompanying them is an arrow pointing downwards.
Oh...right.
Until then.
xx
Hello, miss lady. I know, I've been dreadfully rude, apologies. But not unlike me to drop off the radar for a bit, defiantly not unusual for me at all. Not something I like, but I do it. Been busy waiting. I have but one need in my life to fulfil, and I think of it every day. Until it becomes so I lay incomplete. Kind of annoying some times.
ReplyDeleteAnyways, enough ramblings, tell me more about those size eights. I could probably squeeze into them;) Are you tall?
I have in fact done manny things wrong, but I may be the only one who needs to be apologised to. And yes, I guess you could help me find that which I seek. However, there would only be two ways you could. One way would be exceedingly inappropriate for me to ask so of you, and in the other way you would have to be some kind of amazing fortune teller:P But ultimaely I suppose there is really only one person who could help me fill that empty hole that remains carved within me, and in actual fact that particular and exceptionally special person has, quite unfortunately so far, not yet been born yet.
ReplyDeleteI'm 6'1'' so I guess that's about 20cms less than me, that's not real tall I guess, not like some girls, some are HUGE nowadays.
Believe me, it would be ungentlemanly of me to ask:) and I don't think they are hiding, if she was born already, I'd know, or I'd hope I'd know at any rate. You could definitely be right about me preventing myself from it somehow, though. Maybe I could take you up on some fortune telling anyways? However, it might make sense for me to explain what I'm actually talking about. Can you guess?
ReplyDeleteMaybe that is why I'm so tired, self-deprecation is not attractive, but sometimes its hard to stop.