Captain Underpants

I shall say this here to avoid wasting my time having to look at your face. I shall say this here not because I am a coward, but because I believe myself to be a better person than you. I shall say this here because knowing you, you'll turn this into another one of your dramas and get as many unnecessary people involved as possible. because that's just how you are.

I hope in the near future you look back and notice how crappy your personality is. Never have I met anyone so ignorant, so VAIN in my life. You're fat. They are not muscles. Your abs are really just rolls of fat. You think you're hot when you really aren't. Stop thinking that every girl who looks at you is checking you out! Stop checking out every single thing that has a vagina out there as well! Your eating habits are repulsive as well for God's sakes.

Get that stick out of your ass and stop thinking that whoever gets the 'privilege' to know you is lucky. What the fuck, seriously?

I hate how whenever you hang out with us and see anyone you know, you completely ignore us. Stop taking us for granted! Even though the others are more forgiving. I'm not. I hate when you continuously talk shit, I hate when you always ALWAYS compare. There is supposed to be equality or at least a sense of equality out there, do you know that? Of course you don't. You have no 'status', you idiot.

I hate you. Seriously. Leaving me out like that for all these years?? What is this? Primary school? And acting all clueless about it just confirms your cockiness and immaturity. Everytime you're around I feel the need to punch something. Everytime I HEAR your name I just want smash you into bits. Fuck off, stay the fuck out of my life. I never needed you and I never will. I've never hated anyone more than you, so you're pretty fucking special to feel this wrath.

To my normal readers... so sorry you had to read this filth. I just couldn't contain it in my mind any longer.

Until then.
xx