I have an accounting and literature sac tomorrow. I'm not ready for either of them. I should really get ready for them. though accounting seems much more of a priority.
Why? Simply because my teacher is awesome. He encourages you, and never ever puts you down. Most importantly, he's always ACTUALLY THERE.
My lit teacher is just too old. She should just retire. Seriously. Why bother teaching when you decide to go on long service leave for weeks on end? Every single lit class, we all just sit there with our chosen substitute-teacher-for-the-day and do literally nothing. We could twiddle our thumbs, read the books, answer a few questions from our course book, then what? There's no guidance, and when sacs come, we all get shitty marks because what we wrote was [quote from her] 'not what I am looking for'.
I'll get what you're 'looking for' and shove it up where the sun doesn't shine if you don't teach me properly. I loved literature last year. Now I find it absolutely useless. Look what you've done to me woman! Be a fucking teacher. TEACH ME! I WANT TO LEARN WOMAN! She's in her late 60's I'm guessing. She has pictures of cats on her screensaver. She has an annoying habit of ending every sentence with a question.
'We should get through this, shouldn't we?'
'I want you all to listen to me, don't I?'
'The character portrays a sense of innocence, doesn't she?'
Fuck woman. Are you teaching us or are you asking us to teach you. I know that we're supposed to ponder about the questions she gives us to expand our thoughts, but she ends EVERYTHING with a question. It just gets too much. Especially when you ask her a question. She replies with another question! And that's only when she's actually present in class. I think out of, say a possible number of 100 classes, she's been there for about...55? Yeah, if I do not get guidance, I'm going to end up struggling as to what to do during end of year exams.
Until next time.
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Your Lit teacher sounds like the crazy cat lady from the Simpsons. Except older. Sounds like she's losing her marbles, though. Or maybe she's been eaten by all her cats!
ReplyDeleteGreat minds indeed. I couldn't agree with you more :) And although I do agree to an extent with the term, I still like to think that if I want to make something positive happen in my life, that I can.
ReplyDeleteHAHA! Really? Well, i crave cake ALL the time, so your not alone there. I could go for lamingtons right now, pink and chocolate ones ... urrrggghhhhh ... lamingtons. Sorry. I expect that didn't help ^^
Deal. And I'll hold you to that too :) But I warn you, you may be left disappointed. I have been known to consume vast quantities of anything sweet and have nothing much in the way of a waist line to show for it. And cake IS my favourite food of all time. I've even been known to have it for breakfast, lunch and dinner on rare occasions ... or just when trying to win a bet.
ReplyDeleteBut oh yeah, Victoria sponge. Icing sugar, cream, jam ... ohhhhh ... I feel faint ...
Holy cantaloupe! Same! But usually people get annoyed and pissed off with me because I can eat loads of fattening stuff and not have to worry about how long it takes to work it off. But I guess that I know it probably won't last forever, so I'm making the most of it while I can :)
ReplyDeleteHoly crap. Are you doing some freaky mind reading trip on me now? Chocolate Mud Cake is my FAVOURITE. And, I must humbly admit, the only type of cake when I have had the occasion to not be able to finish a serving of it because it was TOO rich. I'd be interested to find out if you could match it =)
Ow. You are a wickedly cruel lady indeed! ;)
ReplyDeleteThey can sway even the most unkempt of souls.
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